Big Chocolate Rabbit
I think I’ve got a habit
Burnt marshmallow Peep |
I told you once slut
Chex-mix ain’t gonna cut it
Bring on the sirloin |
Play that Alpine horn
Like you were Miles Davis
Reeeeeeecola, Reeeeeco. . . . |
Muzak undertones
My butt-plug needs to be cleaned
I’ll sue your ass off |
Nachos Belgrande
Has laid waste to my colon
My cat’s still in heat |
Figure-four leg lock
Lowenbrau cut with urine
You want cheese on that? |
On the Dumbo ride
Smith and Wesson to your head
What could be better? |
The Marquis de Sade
Crammed produce up his asshole
Have you seen Braveheart? |
Mold on the cheddar
But there’s nothing else to eat
Kick her in the cunt. |
Sink full of dishes
Apartment wreaks of urine
Marry you? Yeah. . .right. |
Cyber porn invite
This chat room shit is a waste
Click here for nude teens |
Chimney Rock, N.C.
Down home cookin’, hush puppies
Squeal like a pig, boy!! |
Tired. . .so tired.
You can’t wait to get home to
Dinty Moore Beef Stew |
Maybe if you would
Work some of that ass off, you’d
Get laid more often |
White washed garage side
Three thousand dollar boob job
Halloween. . .nut flush |
All the ass he wants
Freed from years of slavery
Howard’s wife dumped him |
Check the tits on him!
What is this, slap Boris day?
Never mind that shit. |
Pee on you? What for??
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
Can't I just go home? |
Even Mike D knows
I'd paint three of those murals
For some of that ass. |
Train out of New York
It never grows old to me
City to suburb. |
Sitting side by side
Hispanics practically scream
Why are they so loud? |